Monday, January 11, 2021

Mixing violence with stupid can be hazardous to your democracy.


"Only two things are infinite, 
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."

~ Albert Einstein


On Wednesday, January 6, 2021, thousands of members of trump's cult, domestic terrorists who sadly believe they are patriots, stormed the U.S. Capitol to overthrow the 2020 election results because their Twitler had brainwashed them for four years that, if he lost, it would be a "stolen" election.

The photographs and videos of the insurrection are terrifying and heartbreaking. Walter Masterson and his friend went undercover as trump supporters and got a lot of these dummies on video. The amount of stupid is staggering. 

So many candidates for a Darwin Award. Here is a link to the full video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCEvNuDrJ0Q&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=WalterMasterson

Lumbees for trump


Donning a trump flag as a cape and posing as an OAN "reporter," Masterson interviews a woman who identifies as a Native American Lumbee from North Carolina. She proudly displays her neon shirt that says "Lumbees for Trump."

She says trump "actually made a trip to Robeson County and said, to hisself, 'I will get you guys federally recognized.'" Native Americans "have faith in trump."

When asked how COVID has affected her tribe, she replies:

"Well, our numbers in North Carolina are high. And the reason they're high is because North Carolina, lovely people, to get food -- boxed food -- they have to get in a line in their cars and get tested for COVID before they can get food. So that's making our COVID numbers go up in our state."

This brain-dead brainwashed woman believes that TESTING causes COVID numbers to be high. She parrots trumpaganda and lacks critical thinking skills. Trump has convinced these dummies that testing is the problem. They don't realize that testing merely provides data of where COVID exists. It doesn't cause COVID.

But wait, there's more. She believes that if her tribe becomes federally "recognized," they will be eligible for "Medicare for All." She says they absolutely DO want Medicare for All. 

These people are their own worst enemy. They can't differentiate between what is real and what is propaganda. She doesn't realize that Medicare for All is a goal for Democrats or that Republicans oppose it.

This woman deserves a Darwin Award. Join us in congratulating her.

"Stupid is as stupid does." ~ Forrest Gump



Friday, October 06, 2017

Okay by me in A-mer-i-ca

Sometimes someone does something so moronic that we have to resurrect this blog with a post in their honor. Today is one of those days.

Donald Trump used an exaggerated fake Spanish accent to mock the pronunciation of Puerto Rico. His racist portrayal prompted laughter from the room, not recrimination. 

Therefore, we rename him El Dotardo. Say it with us: El Do-tar-do. Be sure to roll the "r."






Sunday, January 01, 2017

Trump on Intelligence (Part One)


"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly;
'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy." ~ Mary Howitt


Today this blog rises from the ashes like a spider and a fly trying to escape the fog of a mirror. It is a phoenix wiping away the cobwebs from every dark corner of its mind.

We begin 2017 with this -- celebrating yet another "word salad" that has no nutritional value, served by none other than Donald J. Trump. 

Thanks to Trump, we can feast upon an endless flow of the worst celebrhetory content coming out of his wherever.

Disclosure: Donald J. Trump is a card-carrying member of MORONSA.